REALTONES

Funtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Nametones

Realtones

Funtones

Sexy Sounds

Rough

Homos

Voicemail

Gay & Lesbian

Sexy Sounds

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Love & Lifestyle

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

Sexy Sounds

05 [´Sex´]
Shagging the secretary, aren´t you?
07 [´Sex´]
01 [´Sex´]
Afterwards...
Do it with me
04 [´Sex´]
Ahhh
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Rough

´Answer the f+++++g phone´
Wanker...
Belch 1
Oy, pick up the phone you fu+++ng bitch!
Pervy Jumbo.
Merry Christmas my ass!
shagger! [Tart]
for-brains! [Hey shit]
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Homos

Gay muttonGay mutton
Gay stallion
Your pink phone
Shake that thing sugar!
Gay dog
Hey sexy, someone´s calling!
Gay drone
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
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Sexy Sounds

Mailbox slut with her mouth full
007 with moneypenny (Parody)
Filthy fantasies
Two times a cunt
Come!!!
Swinger phone
Mailbox slut
Isabelle your telephone hostess
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X

Just A Little (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Song 4 Lovers [Liberty X]
Divine Intervention [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
Holding On For You (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Dirty Cash [Liberty X]
Got 2 Have Your Love (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Being Nobody (bonus track) [Richard X & Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
Tonight [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Bigg Thangs [Kool and the Gang]
Misled [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle in My House [Kool and the Gang]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Celebration [Kool and the Gang]
Summer Madness [Kool and the Gang]
Fresh [Kool and the Gang]
Steppin' Out [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Hollywood Swinging [Kool and the Gang]
Get Down on It [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [02 Nuttin' To Do]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [18 Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms mix)]
Legends Of Hip Hop [01 Fifth Element (Beathoavenz remix)]
DJ Hollywood & Eddie Cheeba-Lovebug Starski [13 Love Letter]
TOP & Kurtis Blow-Dota Rock-Melle Mel [16 Big Picture]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
Cee-Lo & Yin Yang Twins-Kurtis Blow [08 Playerz]
Sharock & Big Daddy Kane-Dano [12 All The Ladies]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack-Dave Bing-Somebody Gonna Die Tonight [Romeo Must Die]
The World Is Yours PositiveMind Ft Tassane Chin [Jimmy Cliff]
Soundtrack-DMX-NoSunshine [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Lady Luck Ft Redman-Hey Ladies [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-TheLoxFtStylesAndSheek-BustYourGun [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-StanleyClarke-SwungOn [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-CaviarFtWC-FoAllYAll [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-DestinysChild-PerfectMan [RomeoMustDie]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Nuttin To Do [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Old School Ball [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Shake Them Hips [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Be 4 [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Big Picture [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Get The Fuck Out Of My Face [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Praise My DJs [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Don't Run [Charlie Chaplin Ft Don Carlos]
Beenie Man_Who Am I
No No No [Mr Vegas]
Off the Air Bad Boy [Bounty Killer]
Beenie Man_Three Laws
Beenie Man_The Girl For Me
Girls Time (Remix) [Mr Vegas]
It Bun Me [Shaggy]
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Prominent Voices and Stars

You Lazy Bastard´ [´Arni]
Mr. Prime Minister
I command to pick up´ [´Arni]
No need to register´ [´Arni]
I wanna speak just with you
Me and W.´ [´Arni]
The Prime Minister on the line
A call for you, Mr. President
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Comedy und Fun

Funeral phone
Why don´t you whisper?
´Her Majesty is on the phone´
Babies crying
Funny little phone
Stand united!
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Big tits! Pick up the phone!
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All for kids

Nonsens kids
Baah Baah Black Sheep
Whinging mobile
All Birds Nursery Rhyme (Do You Kazoo?)
If You´re Happy And You Know It
Child coughing
Laughing Mobile
Magic
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All kind of Sounds

Geiger counter
Old alarm clock
Didgeridoo 5
Yell of a man
SMS arrived 06
Baby cries
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Old telephone ringing 3
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Sound

Volcano bubbling
Open air bath
Electrical storm
Exam at the blackboard
01 [Jungle]
Cows at the creek
Radio tuning
Perfect Putt
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Music

Fanfare ´Zapfenstreich´
03 [Indian]
Musical Vomit
Beat Box-5 [Pimp Of Persia]
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
07 [Indian]
Fanfare ´Tagwache´
Swing 3
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Cars

Race car 1
Triumph TR 4 (1962)
Tractor Ste+r Start
Targa-passes [CRX]
9-Abfahrt-crashes [Civic EJ]
Formular 1 car
drive-away [GTI VR 6]
Triumph TR 6
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Animals

The ticklish cockatoo
Ape family
Chimpanzee 2
Bitchy cicadas
Horny crocodile
Dog barkling
Sea Lion
gull 1 [Sea]
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SMS arrived

02 [Spam MMS]
Text from behind
Spam Text Alert [Randy Ralph]
04 [Text arrived]
SMS arrived 15
02 [Spam Text]
SMS arrived 08
SMS arrived 09
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Killing sounds

Child Song and Baby Crying I
04 [Catkiller]
Baby cries I
Baby cries II
02 [Dogkiller]
01 [Catkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
03 [Dogkiller]
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Horror

Statan is Calling
Welcome to the Slaughterhouse!
Please....come in......
Threat on your life I
Threat on your life II
Apocalypse
Stranglehold I [Halloween]
Hellraiser
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Loops

3 [Strange Loop]
01 [Cool]
2 [Fresh Loop]
1 [Fresh Loop]
01 [News]
Bongo Loop
01 [Heavy]
4 [Electric Loop]
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SMS Jingle

03 [Text urgent]
17 [Text urgent]
14 [Text urgent]
16 [Text urgent]
02 [Melody]
10 [Melody]
11 [Melody]
04 [Melody]
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Soccer

´ PARAGUAY !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
ARG 0 - And that´s for the Falklands! [ENG 2]
A superb long call upfield to Network!
Football reporter fu++s it up.
Ukraine - Sports [National Anthem]
Stadium
Ecuador - Sports [National Anthem]
´ ENGLAND !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
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Christmas

Jingle Bells
Halan Anson: Merry Xmas!
Ingle
David B.: Merry Xmas to all of you!
Gay Ren loves Christmas
BAD Santa drinks and hates kids
O Christmas Tree
A New Pair of Socks [Worst Presents: 1]
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Halloween

Come out, wherever you are... II
Fart [Ghost Cider]
Cpt. Sandhi´s Air India Halloween Hell
Horror Message From Mobile
Drunken Ghost Farting
Happy bloody Halloween, you bastards!
Ghost wishes Happy Halloween
Drunken Ghost Belching
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Motorbikes

400 passing [VFR]
+++ 620 passing
drive-away [Ya++++ F+R 500]
+++ 250 passing
+++ 300 Start
Crashes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
Ho+++ 650 passing
+++ 620 Start
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Crazy

Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
Cry of Joy II [Yodel Madness]
Atombomb [Kim Jong Il]
Outrunning battery 2
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
Six Pack [Kim Jong Il]
A Day At the Races [Retarded]
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Announces

Warning! Owner is a plastic surgeon (m).
The woman of your dreams
Dublin gun shop calling!
Warning! Owner is a surfing teacher! (m)
Answering phone process started
up! [Last call for pick]
dreamer! [Attention! Owner is a Day]
The man of your dreams
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Dialect

Farmer Palmer phone crisis #5 (Manchester)
Write a fucking letter! (Scotland)
Japanese gobbledygook
Northern Rock! Ringing again.
Crazy Mexican: I am calling you because I liked you
Yokal phone
Supersandhi
Scottish advisor!
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Science-Fiction

Calypso [The Planets]
Urgent message
Attention! Extraterrestric signal [Robot]
Kallichore [The Planets]
´Important message´
Venus [The Planets]
The End Of Negotiations
tech mainframe [X]
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Winter

Snowboard: What a style!
Warning! Owner is a ski teacher! (m)
Snowboard: Potato Peeler
Chall it does is shnow and shnow!
Snowboard: Judo Air
Boarder´s Fun: Well done!
ski. Let´s get piste... [Après]
Tyrolienne
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is high
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog is crying
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
02 [The Mad Frog]
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
01 [The Mad Frog]
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Yourbox-Stars

Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Wheels On The Bus
DR L O V E [Dr Love]
Brother John
Coming Round The Mountains
Swallow The Fly
If You´re Happy And You Know It
Pick up for love [Dr Love]
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Wake-up calls

Violet Morning Mood
Indigo Yellow Morning Mood
Scarlet Red Morning Mood
Indigo Morning Mood
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
Red Morning Mood
Toast [Good Morning]
Orange Morning Mood
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Easter

Easter Bunny From Dublin
Emergency [Randy Ralph]
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Blondy can count
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve and whistle
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
New year´s eve Fart
Not again.That f...
Bang [Fireworks]
Cracker [Fireworks]
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard I
Just Like A Kiss [Smoking]
I Love Smoking!
Smoker Coughing
This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
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Asian Cocktail

Indian: Answer the phone, fu++er!
Indian phone advisor II
Singing Indian IV
Singing Indian III
Coughing Indian
We are going to crash, we are going to die!!
Cpt. Sandhi looking for the cockpit
Singing Indian XII
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Sports

Loop [Wimbledon: Out]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Redsocks!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Nationals!
40 [Wimbledon: Love]
What an idiot!!! [TdF]
Oh yes, great, he´s crashed!!! [TdF]
Wimbledon: There goes the ball...
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Minnesota!
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Carnival

Super Slow Motion Laughter
Hyperventilating Clown
Hola, it´s time for party, yes!!!
2 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
The Drag Queen enjoys
Grab your glasses & slap youor asses!!!
3 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Diva´s Laughter
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ACTION

Shooter scenario
OP Battlefield: Hold vour fire!
Shotgun shots
Machinegun salvoes
OP Battlefield: We´re in a situation here!
OP Battlefield: Artillery needs cordinates!
Battlefield 19th Century
OP Battlefield: Looks like trouble!
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Stereo - FX

Insane Guitar
Sin City
Arguing Robots
Rap [Toot]
Interstellar Fertilisation
Buzzing Future Car
Tse Fly With Propellor [Tse]
Breath [SciFi]
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Mozart

Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Figaro vs. Shaky
Flute in the masticator [The Magic]
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Figaro in the masticator
Symphony in the mastcator [The Jupiter]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Notahumanbeing
Superchav
Supercaine
Superjap
It´s Superphone
Superquote
Superpickup
2 [Superblair]
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Movie Special: Pirates

Call ahoy!
Prepare to Board
Land ahoy!
Mobile Pirates
Fearless Pirates
Shut yer beak!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
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Baby Special

Squeaking terror
Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme II [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries II
Nursery Rhyme VII [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme X [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
As the bombs keep on falling...
The power of love
Symbols of human failure
Mobiles against the war !!!
war telephone [This is an anti]
Give peace a chance
Stop the war !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

Stertorous industrial beat
1 [Kung Fu]